You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
the year is 2035, children come home from school early everyday bc their teachers cant teach them history. their parents have to teach them about the decade of 1990 - 1999, bc only 90’s kids remember the 90s.
Popstars and their struggles
I feel like this is really important.
Also other celebrities,
Miley Cyrus - Bullied at school.
Mary J Blige - Raped and sexually abused, drug addiction, alcoholism, depression, abusive relationship
Azalea Banks - Abusive mother
Jim Carrey - Homeless at a young age
Oprah Winfrey - Sexually abused alcoholism, drug addiction
50 cent - Born to a 15 year old drug dealing mother who was murdered when he was 8, started drug dealing at 11, carried gun and drugs with him to school at 12, was later shot 9 times at close range.
Demi Moore - Born to an 18 year old alcoholic, bipolar mother, grew up seeing her mother and step-father abuse eachother.
Christina Aguilera - She, her mother and sister were subject to her abusive father, bullied at school.
Friendly reminder: celebrities are people, not fucking objects for you to constantly judge.
small things to do that make your mind feel clearer
- close all your internet tabs except the one you’re using
- delete all your text messages
- delete negative people from social networks
- throw some things away. just throw them away
- tidy your desk. make a blank surface
- drink 3 glasses of water
- open the curtains
- wash your face and brush your teeth
calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
the uterus contracts its blood supply to kill off the inner most layer of the uterus and people survive a week of that.
if you cut off the supply to a ball sack by twisting the nuts around you kill the person
who’s got weak junk now.
you’re joking right
I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run