girl on fire

screamandshout:

"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"

image

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

doctorwhos:

*sticks french fry in between teeth* it’s a metaphor, see

dreamberks:

This is what I did instead of sleeping

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

  • gay boy: hey man you look good today
  • straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
  • straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]

thatdangerous:

godblessameric:

dangerhamster:

squarlo:

THAT’S HOW THEY DID IT

WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT CHRIS EVANS’ FUCKING BODY THAT THEY HAD TO PHOTOSHOP HIM SMALLERAND THE SUPER SOLDIER BODY WAS THE REAL ONE

that last one is really good acting because chris can do 1000 push ups in his sleep

Move over, Chuck Norris.

eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

starborn-vagaboo:

12-gauge-rage:

Video game glitches in real life.

crying

THEME BY DEALWITHRHASS